Oh Mercy! Death! "geno1178" brings us a merry-go-round of true terror. Merry-go-round? More like scary-go-round! Ba-dum-ching!
"Ratsey" was the first heartless bastard to do this joke, so he gets in. THE OTHER FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE WHO TRIED THE EXACT SAME JOKE CAN CHOKE TO DEATH.
I think "lockecole2" has some issues with a certain TV jackass:
"Ulkhaul" shows us Yahoo Serious in his later days:
"KittyLitter" spends a lot of his time looking in the sewers for clowns:
"SpecialK" saw "Donnie Darko" and wants you to all think he's cool.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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