Oh Mercy! Death! "geno1178" brings us a merry-go-round of true terror. Merry-go-round? More like scary-go-round! Ba-dum-ching!

"Ratsey" was the first heartless bastard to do this joke, so he gets in. THE OTHER FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE WHO TRIED THE EXACT SAME JOKE CAN CHOKE TO DEATH.

I think "lockecole2" has some issues with a certain TV jackass:

"Ulkhaul" shows us Yahoo Serious in his later days:

"KittyLitter" spends a lot of his time looking in the sewers for clowns:

"SpecialK" saw "Donnie Darko" and wants you to all think he's cool.

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