Oh Mercy! Death! "geno1178" brings us a merry-go-round of true terror. Merry-go-round? More like scary-go-round! Ba-dum-ching!
"Ratsey" was the first heartless bastard to do this joke, so he gets in. THE OTHER FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE WHO TRIED THE EXACT SAME JOKE CAN CHOKE TO DEATH.
I think "lockecole2" has some issues with a certain TV jackass:
"Ulkhaul" shows us Yahoo Serious in his later days:
"KittyLitter" spends a lot of his time looking in the sewers for clowns:
"SpecialK" saw "Donnie Darko" and wants you to all think he's cool.
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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