Loch Ness Mess"Weevil" is motor boating to certain danger.

Senor "NickLess" fancies water tenticles I guess.

"Mr_Schmoo" spots a real monster of a sea monster.

"Eggheadnog" settles the myth once and for all.

SEGUE! Here's some other crap!

"mortalenema" pulls one of the most annoying cliche's out of his ass, but hey, it's not like things are going great.

"Psychedelikz" might want to change his door knobs.

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