"Shady Milkman" won't be getting any awards from the Postal Service anytime soon. Although, I have no idea why anyone would get one in the first place.

"Sharkface" almost manages to be cute and innocent:

"Sharkface" sticks it to the most powerful man occupying the office of the President:

"Static Rook" plans to scare the bile out of you with this game exploring homosexuality and the undead:

"Arsenal" scores a hole in one:

Next page! I could write about my feelings!

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