Don't point that gun at Filthee Fingas, he's an unpaid intern.
I Said No clearly excels at yes/no questions, but he's a little fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.
Big Ol Billy would give you the shirt off his back, which is awesome if you like argyle turtlenecks.
zVxTeflon just cost Something Awful $3 million dollars; goodbye, exclusive Adidas endorsement contract!
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
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