Don't point that gun at Filthee Fingas, he's an unpaid intern.
I Said No clearly excels at yes/no questions, but he's a little fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.
Big Ol Billy would give you the shirt off his back, which is awesome if you like argyle turtlenecks.
zVxTeflon just cost Something Awful $3 million dollars; goodbye, exclusive Adidas endorsement contract!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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