Don't point that gun at Filthee Fingas, he's an unpaid intern.
I Said No clearly excels at yes/no questions, but he's a little fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.
Big Ol Billy would give you the shirt off his back, which is awesome if you like argyle turtlenecks.
zVxTeflon just cost Something Awful $3 million dollars; goodbye, exclusive Adidas endorsement contract!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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