OK, Barry Steaksandwich, time for some serious crunching!
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Sehnsucht envisions a future in which billions are served -- against their will.
Donny Brook demonstrates how to eat: Not on this side of the mouth and not on that side, but right in the middle!
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
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