OK, Barry Steaksandwich, time for some serious crunching!
redbackground thought he heard someone say something about a sandwich.
Sehnsucht envisions a future in which billions are served -- against their will.
Donny Brook demonstrates how to eat: Not on this side of the mouth and not on that side, but right in the middle!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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