Jervas Dudley knows all the inverting and reverting in the world won't bring back LeVert, and that's a damn shame.
Ensign Expendable appears in the atmosphere like argon, and travels far beyond the stars of William Shatner.
Yabanjin made his bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.
If there's some other joke to be made about inserting and Uranus, Earwicker doesn't fucking want to hear about it.
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