Jervas Dudley knows all the inverting and reverting in the world won't bring back LeVert, and that's a damn shame.
Ensign Expendable appears in the atmosphere like argon, and travels far beyond the stars of William Shatner.
Yabanjin made his bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.
If there's some other joke to be made about inserting and Uranus, Earwicker doesn't fucking want to hear about it.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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