Jervas Dudley knows all the inverting and reverting in the world won't bring back LeVert, and that's a damn shame.
Ensign Expendable appears in the atmosphere like argon, and travels far beyond the stars of William Shatner.
Yabanjin made his bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.
If there's some other joke to be made about inserting and Uranus, Earwicker doesn't fucking want to hear about it.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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