Hey everybody, it's Final Gloom! Please hold your applause until the end of the article.
humanROBOT claims to own a sword that's mightier than the pen. Frankly, I'm a bit skeptical.
Spoeank presents a baby whose cheeks might pinch you back.
Now you've done it, Hey You Pifuckyou! You've gone and made the fat lady-baby sing.
Thanks to the SA Forum Goons for all the poke and the mon and the baby-making! Special thanks to Joshua "Thunderbeard" Pugh for helping out with the captions. Now stop talking dirty, the Lovemeister has arrived!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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