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humanROBOT claims to own a sword that's mightier than the pen. Frankly, I'm a bit skeptical.

Spoeank presents a baby whose cheeks might pinch you back.

Now you've done it, Hey You Pifuckyou! You've gone and made the fat lady-baby sing.

Thanks to the SA Forum Goons for all the poke and the mon and the baby-making! Special thanks to Joshua "Thunderbeard" Pugh for helping out with the captions. Now stop talking dirty, the Lovemeister has arrived!

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