Hey everybody, it's Final Gloom! Please hold your applause until the end of the article.
humanROBOT claims to own a sword that's mightier than the pen. Frankly, I'm a bit skeptical.
Spoeank presents a baby whose cheeks might pinch you back.
Now you've done it, Hey You Pifuckyou! You've gone and made the fat lady-baby sing.
Thanks to the SA Forum Goons for all the poke and the mon and the baby-making! Special thanks to Joshua "Thunderbeard" Pugh for helping out with the captions. Now stop talking dirty, the Lovemeister has arrived!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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