BAGAL BITES conducts electricity, in that he stands in front of outlets and gesticulates wildly with a baton.

Whenever someone asks Captain Melanthe "why?", he presents them with this image and walks away.

IM FROM THE FUTURE put the ol' DeLorean to use so that we might glimpse what horrors await us down the road.

You can take this JoeGlassJAw image to the bank! Don't expect them to be too happy about it, though.

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