Don't be fooled by the name: Final Gloom is but the first of many glooms you will encounter during your journey.
Shoes for pidgeons might sound like an iffy idea, but it's clearly preferable to "human eyes for rodents."
cowbeef gives a lot of mighty men an awful lot of mighty might.
Deathcake won't rest until his creation becomes the #1 Google Image Search for "butterbaby."
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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