"El Pollo Diablo" isn't fit to lick slime off a rock:
"Sophisto" got confused and thought this was some kind of celebrity mating exercise. For the recrod, here is the offspring of Richard Simmons and Steve Guttenberg:
"DimpledChad" has a thing for weak, scrawny cavewomen:
"Slugworth" harkens back to a golden age where women served to test the fortitude of our finest clubs:
Chalk up another awesome win for "SirRobin":
"gamblor" would be better off leaving all these closet doors shut:
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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