"El Pollo Diablo" isn't fit to lick slime off a rock:

"Sophisto" got confused and thought this was some kind of celebrity mating exercise. For the recrod, here is the offspring of Richard Simmons and Steve Guttenberg:

"DimpledChad" has a thing for weak, scrawny cavewomen:

"Slugworth" harkens back to a golden age where women served to test the fortitude of our finest clubs:

Chalk up another awesome win for "SirRobin":

"gamblor" would be better off leaving all these closet doors shut:

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