"El Pollo Diablo" isn't fit to lick slime off a rock:
"Sophisto" got confused and thought this was some kind of celebrity mating exercise. For the recrod, here is the offspring of Richard Simmons and Steve Guttenberg:
"DimpledChad" has a thing for weak, scrawny cavewomen:
"Slugworth" harkens back to a golden age where women served to test the fortitude of our finest clubs:
Chalk up another awesome win for "SirRobin":
"gamblor" would be better off leaving all these closet doors shut:
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
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