"El Pollo Diablo" isn't fit to lick slime off a rock:
"Sophisto" got confused and thought this was some kind of celebrity mating exercise. For the recrod, here is the offspring of Richard Simmons and Steve Guttenberg:
"DimpledChad" has a thing for weak, scrawny cavewomen:
"Slugworth" harkens back to a golden age where women served to test the fortitude of our finest clubs:
Chalk up another awesome win for "SirRobin":
"gamblor" would be better off leaving all these closet doors shut:
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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