I HATE YOU PAGE 125
- The newlywed couple moves out from under the bridge and buys a deck of their very own. How touching. It touches me in my gag reflex.
- From the left:
Fat Conan O' Brian, Pink Patty, Fred Flintstone, the Ninja Dental Hygienist Assistant, Chinese Terror, and Tampon From Beyond.
- Yeah, werd up, just fucking mow my lawn you retarded piles of horse shit.
- The "Toothless Watermelon", North Appleton's most famous wrestler. He's got a special move where he puts his opponent's head between his legs and then he... wait, actually that's the entire move
- Oh the moral dilemma. Does Chester dare to get the power up and win the game, or should he go back to writing letters to Jodie Foster? This is a story I don't really care to learn the ending to.