IZO has not spoken to this image in ten years, and doesn't plan to any time soon.

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Kung-Fu Jesus shared a night of passion with this picture, then never called it back.

K_Shigure has never been more serious about eating an entire bucket of chicken in his life.

K_Shigure is a monster, a real monster.

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