IZO has not spoken to this image in ten years, and doesn't plan to any time soon.
killer ninjas called animal control when he found this image rooting through his garbage cans.
Kung-Fu Jesus shared a night of passion with this picture, then never called it back.
K_Shigure has never been more serious about eating an entire bucket of chicken in his life.
K_Shigure is a monster, a real monster.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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