Ubik mostly thinks about waffles and what he'd like to do with waffles these days.
Ubik's entire world is based around the songs of the humpback whales.
Vanshnook still misses Alf and wishes he would return.
VextheGrey recently signed up for a class action lawsuit against the makers of tater tots.
Finally, let's wrap it up with this blairerickson picture of millions of unrelated colored squares.
That's it for this week! Thanks again to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images and to K_Shigure for getting this silly theme started. Bonus points to my dawg The Ultimate Hustler for writing a comment while I drank some juice.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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