$iMpLe sure has an aggressive sounding name. I bet he grew up on the mean streets of the Internet.
ebakaneza is totally from the future.
LogisticEarth shaves straight down to the marrow.
obli is all about giving, then giving a little bit more. And then after that, he gives you just a tiny bit more.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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