Don't pay the ferryman, don't even fix a price. No, don't do it. What part of I Said No don't you understand?
Dschingis Khan, the average U.S. speed limit last year was 60 miles per hour. In Vietnam, it was 19.
Orthogonalus can't use what he didn't take!
Shark Summer thinks of anthills as mountains of madness.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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