Don't pay the ferryman, don't even fix a price. No, don't do it. What part of I Said No don't you understand?
Dschingis Khan, the average U.S. speed limit last year was 60 miles per hour. In Vietnam, it was 19.
Orthogonalus can't use what he didn't take!
Shark Summer thinks of anthills as mountains of madness.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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