Don't pay the ferryman, don't even fix a price. No, don't do it. What part of I Said No don't you understand?
Dschingis Khan, the average U.S. speed limit last year was 60 miles per hour. In Vietnam, it was 19.
Orthogonalus can't use what he didn't take!
Shark Summer thinks of anthills as mountains of madness.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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