Don't pay the ferryman, don't even fix a price. No, don't do it. What part of I Said No don't you understand?
Dschingis Khan, the average U.S. speed limit last year was 60 miles per hour. In Vietnam, it was 19.
Orthogonalus can't use what he didn't take!
Shark Summer thinks of anthills as mountains of madness.
Donald Trump is constantly being compared to infamous political figures and villains from movies. Finally, the correct comparison is here.
Now that Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize in literature, hopefully these other great musicians will win the award in the future.
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