Landerig started the "Creepy Advertisments" theme with this "Fun Fact": "The FDA allows up to 30 insect fragments per 100 grams of peanut butter." That fact didn't seem very "fun" to me, since my workday food intake consists entirely of periodic spoonfuls from an industrial-sized peanut butter vat, but it did set the tone for these hypothetical marketing disasters: "honest, informative, unappetizing."
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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