Landerig started the "Creepy Advertisments" theme with this "Fun Fact": "The FDA allows up to 30 insect fragments per 100 grams of peanut butter." That fact didn't seem very "fun" to me, since my workday food intake consists entirely of periodic spoonfuls from an industrial-sized peanut butter vat, but it did set the tone for these hypothetical marketing disasters: "honest, informative, unappetizing."
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