Landerig started the "Creepy Advertisments" theme with this "Fun Fact": "The FDA allows up to 30 insect fragments per 100 grams of peanut butter." That fact didn't seem very "fun" to me, since my workday food intake consists entirely of periodic spoonfuls from an industrial-sized peanut butter vat, but it did set the tone for these hypothetical marketing disasters: "honest, informative, unappetizing."
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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