You've probably heard a lot about the "War on Christmas" in the past few years, but there's more to it than you'd ever learn from the liberal media, or even from the purported real-talkers at FOX News. It turns out the "War on Christmas" is a literal war with guns and death and such. Like anything described as "literally happening" in recent times, it is, in fact, literally happening, which is why the meaning of the word "literally" has changed through common usage to mean "the thing after this word is absolutely true no matter what." Tip bravely unveiled indisputable photojournalistic proof, inspiring the GBS 2.1 Goons to spend the weekend before Christmas embedded on the front lines!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.