Without software, our computers would exist in a permanent vegetative state, unaware of the world around them. With software, they are living, breathing creatures that fall down a lot. The more software we give computers, the more ways they can explode on us. This week I asked the Something Awful Forum Goons to create software so bad it would serve no purpose other than to make your computer a bigger piece of junk. Surprisingly, they did just that!

c spacemountain has a scrotal sack that squeaks and dogs chase him around and squeak his balls all day long.

Stabitha is also the name of my mom's death metal band.

Jesun is the James Bond of Starbucks preferred customers.

NoCoolOnesLeft wouldn't warm up to a gun-grabbing liberal if they were cremated together.

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