c spacemountain has a scrotal sack that squeaks and dogs chase him around and squeak his balls all day long.
Stabitha is also the name of my mom's death metal band.
Jesun is the James Bond of Starbucks preferred customers.
NoCoolOnesLeft wouldn't warm up to a gun-grabbing liberal if they were cremated together.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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