Fintilgin might just be too intelligent for us! We like knockers and light sabers around these parts.
Dodgeball throws himself at his favorite target.
Kanzune is the product of years of selective breeding between horny computers and European royalty.
Smeg_Sammich wins this week by being hot and pink.
That's the end! Thanks as always to our finely crafted Something Awful Forum Goons for making all these succulent images. Week after week, them fellows do my proud. Bonus points to my fellow Team Joshua member Josh "Colorfinger" Jones and Team David member Dr. David Thorpe for ghostwriting some comments. Semper Joshua! Please join us next week when we Photoshop pictures from the local photo shop.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
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