Fintilgin might just be too intelligent for us! We like knockers and light sabers around these parts.
Dodgeball throws himself at his favorite target.
Kanzune is the product of years of selective breeding between horny computers and European royalty.
Smeg_Sammich wins this week by being hot and pink.
That's the end! Thanks as always to our finely crafted Something Awful Forum Goons for making all these succulent images. Week after week, them fellows do my proud. Bonus points to my fellow Team Joshua member Josh "Colorfinger" Jones and Team David member Dr. David Thorpe for ghostwriting some comments. Semper Joshua! Please join us next week when we Photoshop pictures from the local photo shop.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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