Fintilgin might just be too intelligent for us! We like knockers and light sabers around these parts.
Dodgeball throws himself at his favorite target.
Kanzune is the product of years of selective breeding between horny computers and European royalty.
Smeg_Sammich wins this week by being hot and pink.
That's the end! Thanks as always to our finely crafted Something Awful Forum Goons for making all these succulent images. Week after week, them fellows do my proud. Bonus points to my fellow Team Joshua member Josh "Colorfinger" Jones and Team David member Dr. David Thorpe for ghostwriting some comments. Semper Joshua! Please join us next week when we Photoshop pictures from the local photo shop.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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