Livestock is a jerk and I hope he gets hit with some rotten eggs on his way to the homeless shelter.
Do you need a notary? Call 1-800-anass!
Darth Continent made this image featuring his boyfriend, Billy Dee Williams.
In the year 2014, nickel will starve to death in the desert after his car runs out of fuel.
Karl Tacheron made this image as part of the same clandestine conspiracy that killed Kennedy and put an inflatable gorilla on top of that one fireworks store.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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