Livestock is a jerk and I hope he gets hit with some rotten eggs on his way to the homeless shelter.
Do you need a notary? Call 1-800-anass!
Darth Continent made this image featuring his boyfriend, Billy Dee Williams.
In the year 2014, nickel will starve to death in the desert after his car runs out of fuel.
Karl Tacheron made this image as part of the same clandestine conspiracy that killed Kennedy and put an inflatable gorilla on top of that one fireworks store.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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