Karl Tacheron leveled up right after giving us this image and gained three points of charisma, for a still-abysmal score of 14.
In the year 2013, nickel is a millionaire, having successfully invented a car that runs on bologna sandwiches.
purple_haze made this because harmful doses of radiation are hilarious!
softbomb is called softbomb because he explodes with the grace of a poet. He's also easy to beat up.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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