Karl Tacheron leveled up right after giving us this image and gained three points of charisma, for a still-abysmal score of 14.
In the year 2013, nickel is a millionaire, having successfully invented a car that runs on bologna sandwiches.
purple_haze made this because harmful doses of radiation are hilarious!
softbomb is called softbomb because he explodes with the grace of a poet. He's also easy to beat up.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
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