Karl Tacheron leveled up right after giving us this image and gained three points of charisma, for a still-abysmal score of 14.

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purple_haze made this because harmful doses of radiation are hilarious!

softbomb is called softbomb because he explodes with the grace of a poet. He's also easy to beat up.

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