YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT
"MikeToole" with some old-time nostalgia:
"monkey_crap" is selfish:
"Nix-7c0" was nice to set everything up:
"Noid" with the card Lowtax got last year:
"NoneMoreNegative" with a card that'll probably actually exist someday due to the rising popularity of incest and the overabundance of "The Simpsons" licensed merchandise:
I don't blame him! (Thanks "PersonalJesus", you saved me!)
"PurdWerfect" with a nice sentiment:
I'm everything I am because you love me!
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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