YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT

"MikeToole" with some old-time nostalgia:

"monkey_crap" is selfish:

"Nix-7c0" was nice to set everything up:

"Noid" with the card Lowtax got last year:

"NoneMoreNegative" with a card that'll probably actually exist someday due to the rising popularity of incest and the overabundance of "The Simpsons" licensed merchandise:

I don't blame him! (Thanks "PersonalJesus", you saved me!)

"PurdWerfect" with a nice sentiment:

I'm everything I am because you love me!

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