YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT
"MikeToole" with some old-time nostalgia:
"monkey_crap" is selfish:
"Nix-7c0" was nice to set everything up:
"Noid" with the card Lowtax got last year:
"NoneMoreNegative" with a card that'll probably actually exist someday due to the rising popularity of incest and the overabundance of "The Simpsons" licensed merchandise:
I don't blame him! (Thanks "PersonalJesus", you saved me!)
"PurdWerfect" with a nice sentiment:
I'm everything I am because you love me!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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