A few months ago, a street preacher in Columbia, Missouri ranted in front of a Bright Eyes concert, thrusting this Jack Chick pamphlet into the hands of people lined up outside the venue. Eventually, and somewhat unfortunately, "Scream" found its way to Bright Eyes singer Conor Oberst, who read it aloud while his bandmates jammed, then set it aflame and stomped on it. Anyway, these next few images reference Jack Chick pamphlets. Photoshop is probably a better way to go with that kind of thing than performance art, unless you have an incredibly forgiving fanbase.

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