A few months ago, a street preacher in Columbia, Missouri ranted in front of a Bright Eyes concert, thrusting this Jack Chick pamphlet into the hands of people lined up outside the venue. Eventually, and somewhat unfortunately, "Scream" found its way to Bright Eyes singer Conor Oberst, who read it aloud while his bandmates jammed, then set it aflame and stomped on it. Anyway, these next few images reference Jack Chick pamphlets. Photoshop is probably a better way to go with that kind of thing than performance art, unless you have an incredibly forgiving fanbase.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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