A few months ago, a street preacher in Columbia, Missouri ranted in front of a Bright Eyes concert, thrusting this Jack Chick pamphlet into the hands of people lined up outside the venue. Eventually, and somewhat unfortunately, "Scream" found its way to Bright Eyes singer Conor Oberst, who read it aloud while his bandmates jammed, then set it aflame and stomped on it. Anyway, these next few images reference Jack Chick pamphlets. Photoshop is probably a better way to go with that kind of thing than performance art, unless you have an incredibly forgiving fanbase.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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