apsouthern's personal hell is an amusement park that plays "Rock Me Amadeus" 20 times a day. Fucking sadists!


Wormophile donated this poster to the Creation Museum, where it hangs in the secular-worldview shame wing.

Nobody makes occamsmonkey bleed his own blood -- except when the Lord of Two Horns demands that sacrifice.

If you replace that dog with a demonic pig, the picture changes. And that's essentially what ireladd has done.

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