Stoofus likes a woman who is bursting with flavor.

Blog Free or Die has turned me off of women and pork forever.

JohnnyAbsolut takes this whole horrid freak show to a new low.

Everything is going wrong in this paranthropus picture.

I can’t wait until those armbands come in fashion. Stoofus, you trendsetter you.

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