I don't want to alarm anyone, especially pregnant women and small children, but Absolut_Brian made this image using no less than VOODOO.
mark_1000 comes from a long line of helicopter repairmen. It's in his blood.
Laser Soup says he made this picture but I don't believe him.
A "lucky garnett" is when you find a napkin in your pocket when you really need one.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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