Yog-Sothoth's dad invented spooning.

Grenck once saw the face of Abe Vigoda in a jar of peanut butter.

If I had a nickel for every person with "ninja" in their username! Master Ninja practically owes me a nickel now!

Cpt. Awesome lives in all our hearts even though he is now dead.

Tree Ninja made this image out of swamp gas he harvested from a nearby swamp.

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