Donny Brook would fix Ray's eyes because Ray knew what it was like to see so he missed it the most.
Whereas Wormophile would make Mona Lisa a human being, because Ray sees better without real eyes anyway.
SlightButSteady was my companion through adventure and hardship.
Spock used to make shadow-puppet dogs at parties, but SlightButSteady reveals he's moved on to better tricks!
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
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