Donny Brook would fix Ray's eyes because Ray knew what it was like to see so he missed it the most.
Whereas Wormophile would make Mona Lisa a human being, because Ray sees better without real eyes anyway.
SlightButSteady was my companion through adventure and hardship.
Spock used to make shadow-puppet dogs at parties, but SlightButSteady reveals he's moved on to better tricks!
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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