Donny Brook would fix Ray's eyes because Ray knew what it was like to see so he missed it the most.
Whereas Wormophile would make Mona Lisa a human being, because Ray sees better without real eyes anyway.
SlightButSteady was my companion through adventure and hardship.
Spock used to make shadow-puppet dogs at parties, but SlightButSteady reveals he's moved on to better tricks!
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RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
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