Donny Brook would fix Ray's eyes because Ray knew what it was like to see so he missed it the most.
Whereas Wormophile would make Mona Lisa a human being, because Ray sees better without real eyes anyway.
SlightButSteady was my companion through adventure and hardship.
Spock used to make shadow-puppet dogs at parties, but SlightButSteady reveals he's moved on to better tricks!
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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