HastyDeparture lives by the code of his user name, especially in situations such as this one.
Similarly, Perfectly Safe feels as secure as his namesake suggests now that there's an AT-AT on patrol.
SlightButSteady theorizes that AT-ATs fear mice because rodents remind them of Ewoks, those sabotaging jerks.
This "Great Fire of London" painting bore the attribution "unknown artist" for centuries, until Ejiehi finally took credit.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
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