HastyDeparture lives by the code of his user name, especially in situations such as this one.
Similarly, Perfectly Safe feels as secure as his namesake suggests now that there's an AT-AT on patrol.
SlightButSteady theorizes that AT-ATs fear mice because rodents remind them of Ewoks, those sabotaging jerks.
This "Great Fire of London" painting bore the attribution "unknown artist" for centuries, until Ejiehi finally took credit.
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
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My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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