HastyDeparture lives by the code of his user name, especially in situations such as this one.
Similarly, Perfectly Safe feels as secure as his namesake suggests now that there's an AT-AT on patrol.
SlightButSteady theorizes that AT-ATs fear mice because rodents remind them of Ewoks, those sabotaging jerks.
This "Great Fire of London" painting bore the attribution "unknown artist" for centuries, until Ejiehi finally took credit.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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