HastyDeparture lives by the code of his user name, especially in situations such as this one.
Similarly, Perfectly Safe feels as secure as his namesake suggests now that there's an AT-AT on patrol.
SlightButSteady theorizes that AT-ATs fear mice because rodents remind them of Ewoks, those sabotaging jerks.
This "Great Fire of London" painting bore the attribution "unknown artist" for centuries, until Ejiehi finally took credit.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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