HastyDeparture lives by the code of his user name, especially in situations such as this one.
Similarly, Perfectly Safe feels as secure as his namesake suggests now that there's an AT-AT on patrol.
SlightButSteady theorizes that AT-ATs fear mice because rodents remind them of Ewoks, those sabotaging jerks.
This "Great Fire of London" painting bore the attribution "unknown artist" for centuries, until Ejiehi finally took credit.
In case you read my profile online and got excited, I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
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