Fake Green Dress captures our hero in a truly awkward moment.
HoboZero dresses our friend in drag for purposes we need not entertain.
Everloving Snot captured this menacing David Lynch-like scene.
HoboZero shows off some lovely neck bending moves.
Numa Pompilius emasculates our friend with menial work.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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