The truth is quite odd enough to need no help from charlatans like Tokit.
Turing Sex Machine's image resulted from the non-random survival of randomly varying replicators.
This image was obviously engineered by NAG, a creature with a bizarre and cruel sense of humor.
ProfessorChaos just made the family even stranger still.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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