The truth is quite odd enough to need no help from charlatans like Tokit.
Turing Sex Machine's image resulted from the non-random survival of randomly varying replicators.
This image was obviously engineered by NAG, a creature with a bizarre and cruel sense of humor.
ProfessorChaos just made the family even stranger still.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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