The truth is quite odd enough to need no help from charlatans like Tokit.
Turing Sex Machine's image resulted from the non-random survival of randomly varying replicators.
This image was obviously engineered by NAG, a creature with a bizarre and cruel sense of humor.
ProfessorChaos just made the family even stranger still.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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