The truth is quite odd enough to need no help from charlatans like Tokit.
Turing Sex Machine's image resulted from the non-random survival of randomly varying replicators.
This image was obviously engineered by NAG, a creature with a bizarre and cruel sense of humor.
ProfessorChaos just made the family even stranger still.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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