The truth is quite odd enough to need no help from charlatans like Tokit.
Turing Sex Machine's image resulted from the non-random survival of randomly varying replicators.
This image was obviously engineered by NAG, a creature with a bizarre and cruel sense of humor.
ProfessorChaos just made the family even stranger still.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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