Captain1Million is clearly an idiot. No way in hell has he ever even been to space, otherwise he would not have made such a ridiculous image.
For what Food Boner lacks in dignity, he makes up for in anime wallscrolls.
Cpt. Supermarket keeps his aisles clean, but his personal life is a mess.
If you're half the man you claim to be, Spacecow, you'll fight me right here, right now.
vlad3217 also saw the movie "Star Wars."
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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