Captain1Million is clearly an idiot. No way in hell has he ever even been to space, otherwise he would not have made such a ridiculous image.
For what Food Boner lacks in dignity, he makes up for in anime wallscrolls.
Cpt. Supermarket keeps his aisles clean, but his personal life is a mess.
If you're half the man you claim to be, Spacecow, you'll fight me right here, right now.
vlad3217 also saw the movie "Star Wars."
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
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