Owers recently missed his third constitution deadline and if he doesn't get his act together his parents are going to get a letter.
Symphoric hopes to one day open a Denny's the discriminates the fuck out of midgets.
McPorkChoppy made this image which is kind of like Christmas if you throw up blood all over your monitor and squint.
NMO's magic car could totally beat Jesus in a race I bet.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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