Owers recently missed his third constitution deadline and if he doesn't get his act together his parents are going to get a letter.
Symphoric hopes to one day open a Denny's the discriminates the fuck out of midgets.
McPorkChoppy made this image which is kind of like Christmas if you throw up blood all over your monitor and squint.
NMO's magic car could totally beat Jesus in a race I bet.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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