Owers recently missed his third constitution deadline and if he doesn't get his act together his parents are going to get a letter.

Symphoric hopes to one day open a Denny's the discriminates the fuck out of midgets.

McPorkChoppy made this image which is kind of like Christmas if you throw up blood all over your monitor and squint.

NMO's magic car could totally beat Jesus in a race I bet.

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