Forums poster Myron had an idea: What if he and his fellow SA Goons Photoshopped celebrities so that they resembled troll dolls, one of America's biggest toy fads from the autumn of 1963 through 1965. [Wiki] Perhaps sensing this wasn't enough to carry an entire thread, he added a second option: Goons could put beaks on these famous people's faces. This was a new and exciting idea, the second most popular Google hit for "troll beaks" behind only the Clipd Beaks song "Troll House," which I listened to while writing this intro; it's okay, pretty mellow. Anyway, let's look at these Dam dolls, Gonks, Wishniks and Norfins [Wiki2] and also the occasional beak-face!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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