Forums poster Myron had an idea: What if he and his fellow SA Goons Photoshopped celebrities so that they resembled troll dolls, one of America's biggest toy fads from the autumn of 1963 through 1965. [Wiki] Perhaps sensing this wasn't enough to carry an entire thread, he added a second option: Goons could put beaks on these famous people's faces. This was a new and exciting idea, the second most popular Google hit for "troll beaks" behind only the Clipd Beaks song "Troll House," which I listened to while writing this intro; it's okay, pretty mellow. Anyway, let's look at these Dam dolls, Gonks, Wishniks and Norfins [Wiki2] and also the occasional beak-face!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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