Surviving the Survivor Submissions

"VibrioCholera" experiments with mortal terror on a grand scale.

I theorize that "Skwiji" is either a true patriot or a cynical foreigner making a statement.

It's kind of ugly, but I guess that goes with the territory. Territory? More like terrortory am i rite? "Ironghost" gets the X and the square.

"BigGooey" is going to win ratings gold by pointing out how pathetic white people are.

"Clockwise" is up to no good spreading lies about a great entertainer.

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