Hey kids, let's switch gears all of a sudden and CUT THROUGH MARKETING BS!
I think "Crackbone" was fairly drunk when he got things started:
"fuckingtest" is a sly dog and top forty hit with the ladies:
"Crackbone" makes an awfully depressing looking meal for an awfully depressing kind of man:
"Anti-Derivative" is waging a one man war against appetites:
"Golden Arm" adds fuel to the Taco Bell fire. I'm detecting a pattern.
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Dough-Headed Man Is Not Pleased With The Following Gyms
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Overthought Pick Up Lines
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Sompsoons Art Thrad
The SA Goons draw/MSPaint Simpsons characters without the help of reference images! (Or spellcheck.)
The No Bullshit Steps to Total Contentment
Enough fads! Follow a guaranteed path to peace and contentment.
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