Hey kids, let's switch gears all of a sudden and CUT THROUGH MARKETING BS!
I think "Crackbone" was fairly drunk when he got things started:
"fuckingtest" is a sly dog and top forty hit with the ladies:
"Crackbone" makes an awfully depressing looking meal for an awfully depressing kind of man:
"Anti-Derivative" is waging a one man war against appetites:
"Golden Arm" adds fuel to the Taco Bell fire. I'm detecting a pattern.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
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