Hey kids, let's switch gears all of a sudden and CUT THROUGH MARKETING BS!
I think "Crackbone" was fairly drunk when he got things started:
"fuckingtest" is a sly dog and top forty hit with the ladies:
"Crackbone" makes an awfully depressing looking meal for an awfully depressing kind of man:
"Anti-Derivative" is waging a one man war against appetites:
"Golden Arm" adds fuel to the Taco Bell fire. I'm detecting a pattern.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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