Hey kids, let's switch gears all of a sudden and CUT THROUGH MARKETING BS!
I think "Crackbone" was fairly drunk when he got things started:
"fuckingtest" is a sly dog and top forty hit with the ladies:
"Crackbone" makes an awfully depressing looking meal for an awfully depressing kind of man:
"Anti-Derivative" is waging a one man war against appetites:
"Golden Arm" adds fuel to the Taco Bell fire. I'm detecting a pattern.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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