Hey kids, let's switch gears all of a sudden and CUT THROUGH MARKETING BS!

I think "Crackbone" was fairly drunk when he got things started:

"fuckingtest" is a sly dog and top forty hit with the ladies:

"Crackbone" makes an awfully depressing looking meal for an awfully depressing kind of man:

"Anti-Derivative" is waging a one man war against appetites:

"Golden Arm" adds fuel to the Taco Bell fire. I'm detecting a pattern.

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