Hard Times at Nintendo

"Corin Tucker's Stalker" captures Link betting good money on illegal cock fighting.

Workaholic "Corin Tucker's Stalker" reveals Link's secret nature.

"Corin Tucker's Stalker" captures the inner turmoil and eccentric nature of a popular domesticated dinosaur hero.

I guess Nintendo salery isn't enough for some people. Thanks "elf pr0n"!

Jesus Christ, "Corin Tucker's Stalker" is still going. Here's his take on a certain plumber practicing medicine.

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