Race to Mayhem

"TanksALot" is helping rid the world of NASCAR, and I approve of that!

"the answer is 7" calls upon the power of the most awesome Nintendo game ever: Excite Bike.

"Allanon858" made this lovely and racially sensitive image.

Oh no, "Kevyn" is bringing biological warfare to your doorstep each morning!

"hellion00" twists this theme inside out, putting a bad hero doing good. Thati s, if you consider selling cars good.

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