First of all, a big "no thanks" to whoever forwarded the "Wake Up Your Dog" Goldmine to my dog on Facebook, because every day since he has woken me up really early as a revenge for dogs everywhere. Also, "thanks but no thanks" to reader Logan G for his suggestion of a "Wake Up Your Significant Other" sequel: Goon relationships are fragile things that might not survive the strain of a jarring-wakeup-leads-to-unflattering-public-photo combo. Finally, "thanks" to Myron for the great idea of having Goons turn recently awakened dogs into Photoshop fodder!

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