First of all, a big "no thanks" to whoever forwarded the "Wake Up Your Dog" Goldmine to my dog on Facebook, because every day since he has woken me up really early as a revenge for dogs everywhere. Also, "thanks but no thanks" to reader Logan G for his suggestion of a "Wake Up Your Significant Other" sequel: Goon relationships are fragile things that might not survive the strain of a jarring-wakeup-leads-to-unflattering-public-photo combo. Finally, "thanks" to Myron for the great idea of having Goons turn recently awakened dogs into Photoshop fodder!
The Angry Brit
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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