First of all, a big "no thanks" to whoever forwarded the "Wake Up Your Dog" Goldmine to my dog on Facebook, because every day since he has woken me up really early as a revenge for dogs everywhere. Also, "thanks but no thanks" to reader Logan G for his suggestion of a "Wake Up Your Significant Other" sequel: Goon relationships are fragile things that might not survive the strain of a jarring-wakeup-leads-to-unflattering-public-photo combo. Finally, "thanks" to Myron for the great idea of having Goons turn recently awakened dogs into Photoshop fodder!
The Angry Brit
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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