"bakahams7er" has a really annoying name that I'm getting sick of typing.
"KaptainMyke" never goes to the bathroom:
I'm pretty sure "KaptainMyke" is some kind of latchkey kid.
"CarryTheZero" makes me wonder where the hell all those damn barrels come from!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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