"byrneout" likes his hot dogs like he likes his women: on a stick. Wait a minute...
"KaptainMyke" has no job and nothing to live for:
I don't know what this is, but then the only game I play is Solitaire. I only hope "DoombatINC" knows what it is.
"RedBoot" discusses the pitfalls of hunting for precious artifacts. GET IT? PITFALLS! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
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