BeowulfShirt unlocks the glory of the self-loading pistol cheat, especially useful during last-chance power drives.
Volponi presents his foolproof plan to bring the Leisure Suit Larry series to a merciful end. Merciful for us, anyway.
Emmitt Nervend indulges in his own murder fantasy, knowing Larry will be good as new after a whirl in the blender.
If your computer isn't powerful enough to run Metanaut's image, you might see some crude pixelation.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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