BeowulfShirt unlocks the glory of the self-loading pistol cheat, especially useful during last-chance power drives.
Volponi presents his foolproof plan to bring the Leisure Suit Larry series to a merciful end. Merciful for us, anyway.
Emmitt Nervend indulges in his own murder fantasy, knowing Larry will be good as new after a whirl in the blender.
If your computer isn't powerful enough to run Metanaut's image, you might see some crude pixelation.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
Honestly, the Assassin In Love poster is nearly perfect to begin with. It just needs a few minor tweaks.
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