Ferrule sent in a picture of this screen to earn an Explorer Club patch. Also, fire in the hole!

emoltra works the angles like... off the cushion in the side pocket, electrifying like a live socket.

I don't really know anything about playert. He seems to have a lot of secrets. That makes me nervous.

Instead of selling your used Xbox to GameStop for $5, why not donate it to Semi-Normal? He has some big ideas.

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