Here comes an email from somebody who ends their email in the language of "High Elvish," which is probably about the most retarded thing I've ever read. The "Disgruntled Expert" apparently tried to rival Michael A. Mason (see previous email) in sheer quantity, which is evidently what all the moronic LoTR fans strive for. Aim high, guys!
From: bob c
This guy got off to a bad start when he failed to correctly spell the second word he typed. From there on it just went downhill if you can believe that. Note that he misspells the word "Orcs" multiple times and THIS MAKES ME FURIOUS, I MUST EMAIL HIM WITH 50,000 WORD ESSAYS DESCRIBING HOW MUCH I HATE HIM RIGHT NOW!!! The crowning touch was in #16 when he displayed his disgust by writing "*puffs inhaler*." Oh my, I believe we have angered the comic book guy from The Simpsons! Umcalima Casar!
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Truth Media seeks to lure out the brainless zealots mindlessly spewing words about faceless companies and products they have no relation to. Why do folks get so worked up over such inconsequential things? Truth Media is here, not to discover the answer to this, but just to make fun of them.