Here comes an email from somebody who ends their email in the language of "High Elvish," which is probably about the most retarded thing I've ever read. The "Disgruntled Expert" apparently tried to rival Michael A. Mason (see previous email) in sheer quantity, which is evidently what all the moronic LoTR fans strive for. Aim high, guys!
From: bob c
This guy got off to a bad start when he failed to correctly spell the second word he typed. From there on it just went downhill if you can believe that. Note that he misspells the word "Orcs" multiple times and THIS MAKES ME FURIOUS, I MUST EMAIL HIM WITH 50,000 WORD ESSAYS DESCRIBING HOW MUCH I HATE HIM RIGHT NOW!!! The crowning touch was in #16 when he displayed his disgust by writing "*puffs inhaler*." Oh my, I believe we have angered the comic book guy from The Simpsons! Umcalima Casar!
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