Next in line comes another literary masterpiece from some dumb broad who lists 13 horrible mistakes from the review. As a crazy coincidence, she ends the email with about 13 mistakes herself! Oh the irony!
From: Dana Bublitz
"Follow some basical journalistic guidelines?" Would that include making up words like "basical?" Oh, and by the way, folks: IT IS SPELLED "ORCS" NOT "ORKS!" The penalty for spelling it "Orks" is, at least, death.
Let's step back from the "1,000,000 listed factual errors" email and move into "1,000,000 paragraphs of boring crap" email. Everybody please thank "Vampire Danielle" for providing the first injection of stupidity!
From: [email protected]
LOLOLOLOL, THAT REVIEW WAS TRULY SOMETHING AWFUL, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! I AM COMEDY IN THE FLESH! I didn't even read the rest of that email. I hope you didn't as well.
Now it's time to begin closing up this meatwad of idiocy by printing the email sent in by the people who somehow manage to be even more braindead than the previous messages. I wish there was some kind of award I could give them, preferably by inserting it directly into their throats.
From: Andy Huang
It is a scientifically proven fact that typing in all caps makes you seem like an intelligent person, especially when your sentences are concluded with more exclamation marks than actual letters in the sentence. Then again, perhaps I was just expecting too much from a person whose email address is "[email protected]"
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
With an average of 40 IPAs added every day, it can be difficult to taste them all
Truth Media seeks to lure out the brainless zealots mindlessly spewing words about faceless companies and products they have no relation to. Why do folks get so worked up over such inconsequential things? Truth Media is here, not to discover the answer to this, but just to make fun of them.