Speaking of exclamation marks and all caps, the boat of stupidity has just come in and the captain is none other than some failed abortion named "chow mein." I can hardly wait!
From: chow mein
MORTAL KOMBAT FOR THE SEGA GENESIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER. I DISAGREE; MORTAL KOMBAT WAS A VERY GOOD GAME, BUT DONKEY KONG IS THE BEST GAME EVER. DONKEY KONG SUCKS! YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU SUCK!
Last but certainly not least is a tightly compressed gem of wisdom provided by David Gilbert, a person who, if I'm not mistaken, is yet another highly retarded individual.
From: David Gilbert
Do you ever wonder what these mutants do in their free time and if it's legal? I sure as hell don't, because the mere thought would undoubtedly make me climb the nearest belltower with my assault rifle in hand.
Well that's it for this review, folks. I could print the other 195 or so letters, but then you would all have to scrub your brain with dishwashing cleaner just to rid yourself of the memories. You can thank me later.
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I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Truth Media seeks to lure out the brainless zealots mindlessly spewing words about faceless companies and products they have no relation to. Why do folks get so worked up over such inconsequential things? Truth Media is here, not to discover the answer to this, but just to make fun of them.