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Doctor Ben Carson, Popeye's survivor, has some advice about school shootings, terrorists on airplanes, chopping malls, and more perilous scenarios.
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
Witness the adventures of Prince Pussalot and his dead gay wookiee dad in some stupid forest!
It's not really fall until the Goons make fun of those haunted house people and the faces they make!
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