i dont give a rat FUCk about your personal shit, about your politic's, about your ugly kid and wife, just keep the Christian sand art coming— wint (@dril) December 7, 2012
son your grounded "but what about the babes dad,they NEED me they yearn for my touch and fiend for my bod... will you deprave them"— Swell Dude(@Swell_Bro) December 15, 2012
Come in sarge.. Just saw a big ass titty [KSSHHHT] just over the hill.. [KSHHT] three clicks away [KSHHHT] fairly fucking cool titty and hot— Merry Beans (@dogboner) December 15, 2012
im gonna lay in the shower and take a crap in there— deg (@degg) May 22, 2012
We all agree, no one looks cool— Horse ebooks (@Horse_ebooks) December 12, 2012
Figuring out the blogosphere— MrSexy (@MrSexy) August 2, 2007
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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