i dont give a rat FUCk about your personal shit, about your politic's, about your ugly kid and wife, just keep the Christian sand art coming— wint (@dril) December 7, 2012
son your grounded "but what about the babes dad,they NEED me they yearn for my touch and fiend for my bod... will you deprave them"— Swell Dude(@Swell_Bro) December 15, 2012
Come in sarge.. Just saw a big ass titty [KSSHHHT] just over the hill.. [KSHHT] three clicks away [KSHHHT] fairly fucking cool titty and hot— Merry Beans (@dogboner) December 15, 2012
im gonna lay in the shower and take a crap in there— deg (@degg) May 22, 2012
We all agree, no one looks cool— Horse ebooks (@Horse_ebooks) December 12, 2012
Figuring out the blogosphere— MrSexy (@MrSexy) August 2, 2007
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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