McSpanky has been known to quote Star Trek in voicechat and in church.

Monomer is into costume play.

Edward T. Lynch once called someone a "jerk" in the heat of battle, and hasn't been able to look himself in the mirror since.

MiracleToaster believes in miracles, but has no patience for those who believe in toast.

Fishbus wears a helmet at all times, but not for the reason you think.

Mindbleach had a particularly difficult time following the plot of Jet Li's masterpiece The One.

I Said No said something, but I can't remember what it was.

Lunaran is a strong believer in the ages-old adage "a good defense is overrated".

Thanks to all the goons whose contributions made the second Video Game Article about Team Fortress 2 the first one that was actually funny. A lot of great achievements didn't make it in because they either touched on concepts that already appeared above or they strayed from the "anyone can get them" concept, so take a look at the thread for more.

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

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