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Monomer is into costume play.

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MiracleToaster believes in miracles, but has no patience for those who believe in toast.

Fishbus wears a helmet at all times, but not for the reason you think.

Mindbleach had a particularly difficult time following the plot of Jet Li's masterpiece The One.

I Said No said something, but I can't remember what it was.

Lunaran is a strong believer in the ages-old adage "a good defense is overrated".

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