The Destruction of Dark Killer, submitted by Leyburn. The Destruction of Dark Killer is the single greatest piece of fiction ever committed to a weird personal web site. It's very short, only three paragraphs in length, but it's illustrated and contains more pathos than ten high school productions of "Death of a Salesman". This tale describes the epic battle between Pink Power Ranger and his arch-nemesis the mysterious blood-eating Dark Killer.
His name was Pink Power Ranger. He was 10.000 years old. He was from the Power Rangers House. He collected Power Coins. He liked men and disliked women. He liked to eat energy. He liked to destroy planets in his free time.
Memorize this story, inscribe the pictures upon your flesh, tell your children so that they might tell their children and so on until all across the land the name of Pink Power Ranger is upon the lips of man.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.